Cheese Balls and Alcohol

I was talking to one of my best friends today and I realized that I may not be hanging around with the right kind of people. Let me explain... I am VERY choosey lately who I let in to my circle. If you get to hang out with me and my friends...you're welcome! We are nothing short of spectacular, or at least I thought that we were. Until I saw this... Borrowed photo from The Wine Chronicles and from a text my friend Jill sent me! Now let me ask you this, who the HELL has ever just lost a shoe?  I have never been having so much fun that: 1). my shoe flew off  2). I said "ah, what the hell. I don't need it anyway!" I must care about my shoes far more than some of the other people out there! I would never leave one of my precious babies in the middle of the road to fend for itself. And I spend too much money on my shoes to just throw then around all willy-nilly! However, that being said...I could be convinced if (and only IF) I was having f...